My vacuum sucks. Actually, it doesn’t suck, which is why it sucks.
Finally after more than a year of fighting with our crappy Eureka, we bit the bullet and bought ourselves a Hoover. And prayed that it wouldn’t suck… actually, that it would suck.
I spend all day listening to “Emma” on my mp3 player and cleaning up. I cleaned up Little Princess’s room, my room, and then the downstairs TV. room. Then I pulled out our brand new Hoover to give it go.
It sucked!
But in a good way.
I was elated! I could go over the carpet once and it would pick up all the little pieces of random crumbs and dirt that I came across… and then some.
Apparently my Eureka sucked (or didn’t) even more than I thought because after going over just Little Princess’s room it was so full of fine dirt that I had to empty it! Her room didn’t even look like it was dirty! Heck, I had just gone over it with my Eureka a couple days before!
By the time I was done today I ended up filling up my new Hoover with dirt 3 times! I can’t believe how dirty my carpet was!
My Hoover Sucks… and I love it!
LOL! this was hilarious, glad it sucks!
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